my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.
please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks
it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a disappointment” instead of “i love you”