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andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

(via magstah)

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

(via fergussonweblogxz)

neatpotatoes:

"i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"

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(Source: neatpotatoes, via paprika)

schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

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(Source: chickem, via beyoncevevo)

andrewhussiesbosom:

please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks

(Source: queerhound, via urbran)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a disappointment” instead of “i love you”

(via hemmo-is-a-penguinn)

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